Banned for legs up lady bug.. last time I saw a lady.... um, female with her legs in the air, she tried to charge me 50 bucks.

I said: "Come off it lady, I'd only want ta borrow it for a little while, not make a down payment."

banned for he's as cheap as the secret service. If Clinton were in office, no one would have heard about that. He woulda been there alongside the agent saying, "Aw, just pay the lady, she did the Cambodian Umbrella Twirl just like you asked."

Banned for contradictions.  If he's unbelievable, how can you believe that's what he is?

banned for the stains on that dress show he doesn't retain much.

banned for things normally below the waist aren't always when you're having fun.

Banned for then you have to towel off.

banned for working it

Banned for wow, that's to much fun for me. Bye.

banned for who do I serve it to if she leaves?

Banned for hello. I'll never leave with talk like that.         But, I thought I would be serving you.... 

I like your idea better, you big scary dragon.  

Banned for not realising how psychic I am.  

banned for we don't need the smell of barbecued witches in the air today.

You know, two people can service simultaneously.

banned for a grand