Banned for being lewd is not as bad as being lewd, crude and uncouth with bells and Yuletide decorations on.
How can you make a business call starkers? Unless you borrow the neighbors?
Um, what you do is you go into a store and ask if you can use their phone so you can ask your hubby if you can buy this expensive item... once you have the phone in hand you make your business call. When done you introduce yourself, ask the clerks name and thank him/her for use of the phone.
Later you ring the store and ask to speak to the clerk, then ask him/her if you have any business calls/messages. 
