banned for yay I'm already robbing the cradle, so I might as well work up to dirty old man.

Josh, what should I ban this guy for?

banned for not banning. You only showed intent to ban, which is not a crime in this country, but does make you suspect should any such banning occur.

banned for beating me by 17 seconds.

Hmm... what else might you do 17 seconds before me?

banned for using white text.

And what is your avatar? It looks like a bird of prey missing a wing.

banned for I prefer to think of myself of as a dirty old man in training.

Banned for don't know why but, I thought Cap'n''s never said sunk.   

I could count 16 sheep, have 1 cracker, sip a Slurpee, catch a Letterman joke, or experience heights the like makes Krakatoa blush. 

Banned for ideas that are somewhat depraved and seedy... but nevertheless enjoyable.

Banned for Calvinism.

Banned for isn't Mudd on that panet of robots.  And speaking of mud. It's coffee time.  

Banned for awesome is as awesome does.      You awesome male.

Banned because I'm awesome and my name begins with S....

Banned for not much wit da ess