we're heading into dangerous territory.

So how bout this weather?

Banned because the weather is warm, 29C/84F degrees, sunshine and little clouds.

Banned for disregarding a pleasant weather observation, which may not be too common in light of all the twisters getting about.

banned for the twister system came down to Houston. Not too much happened. Apparently it's burnt out.

and I was thinking of other parting lips.

banned for not

banned for that depends on how old you are and when you started thinking about those parts.

And I'm stuck in something of a dilemma. The Monk is coming across as... ah, fuck it... he is an asshole. I'm not wanting to respond to him because it'll just perpetuate an argument and, let's be honest, being a keyboard warrior is lamer than a one-legged cricket. At the same time, I want to get my aggressions out somewhere, but I feel bad if I take it out on someone else and I would have to chance the cops coming by if I discharged a firearm at this time of night.

okay, back to the age thing.

banned for I still don't know if you're that old. I kinda want you to throw out both the age and when you got interested in girly parts just to put that twinkle theory to the test.

Banned for a load.

Banned because that's a big OUCH!

banned because, despite the lack of control anyone has over when they're born, you're my dad's age. Lemme think, should you have been interested in women by the time my dad was reproducing? God, I hope so!

P.S. You and I became interested in the parts about the same age. Go us!

Banned for no hope... oh well, you're young enough to plant a few seeds and maybe grow some.

It wasn't the plan, but yeah, I was a fertile li'l bugger @ 12... a real horny .

Banned for dirty old men. Yay us.