banned by the day 

Banned for not supporting special days that end in AY.

Banned for Aye-ing early in the morning.

banned for letting the noon hour go

Banned for turning time loose in the new old year.

Banned for time is a constant that cannot be let loose, slowed or stopped.

Banned 'cause the constant is entropy and time just a concept.

Banned because time is a measurement that allows us to keep track of events and is used to navigate the globe.  Without the measurement of time we would still be back in Medieval times and long distance/international travel would not exist.

Banned for measuring a concept invented by somebody who didn't know whether he was comin' or goin'.

Banned for comings and goings at a time when nobody came or went, thus missing out on the departures and arrivals of those who neither here nor there but still managed to arrive in their underpants in a most profound way.

Banned for convolutions.

banned for eating with a spoon

Banned for spooning stuff.... a shovel is better to move shit from one location to another.

Banned for spooning the moon for mooning the spoon.

banned for moons over the ham

Banned for mooning your neighbours for not sharing their ham.

banned for dancing on the moon

Banned for dancing in the street when the full moon is out and it gets you to do real weird shit without a second thought.

Banned for no reason whatsoever.

reasonable banning is banned until further notice

OK

Banned for it';s not okay to use up a post position and not ban.

banned for eating light cheese when the dark is so much better

Banned for no cheesy burgers.

Banned for cheesy jokes with sad punchlines.