Banned for groundings without representation.

Banned for wanting to relive groundhog day for the rest of your life so's you don't have to change yer undies.

banned for wanting to change the foundation of my ensemble 

Banned for somebody has to when you like to wear pretty lace bras and frilly knickers while you think nobody's looking.

Banned for showing off.

Banned for being a closet cross-dresser and secretly admiring Ryat's choice of female underwear.

'EDIT'  Everybody is banned for taking the day off yesterday, the day before AND today!

banned for not realizing that i was going through a crisis 

Banned 'cause you can do only one crisis at a time. Just ask Anybody.

banned for mocking my multi-crisis abilities

Banned for multi-tasking  self-abuse scenarios and using one hand to play and the other to hold the page open,

banned for not turning the pages and just sitting idle by

Banned for gluing the pages together... even if I did want to help in your extracurricular activities.

banned for hating on the glue

Banned for who said it was glue?

Banned for using a simian simulation to hold your book together.

Banned for buying books with only pictures inside.

Banned for pop up books to entertain your inner personage that only comes out when you put a finger in the hole and holler snakes.

banned for generational concepts

Banned for your popup isn't in the book and you don't have to holler snake.

banned by the tube snake boogie company

Banned for going to the tube snake disco and doing the tango with an up-skirt girl who prefers to waltz around the dance floor on ballet shoes that make her feel like she's floating.

banned for floating down the Delaware, sucking on your underwear and couldn't afford another pair 

Banned for hogging the first post of the new page and gnawing at yer old underwear with worn down old gnashers the dentist said are past their use by date.

Banned for gumming up the works.

banned by the gum of smelly teeth