Banned for using your M8s' underarm deodorant in the locker room whilest they weren't looking even though that's the accepted custom in the land of Aus.

Banned for air drying your nether regions in the locker room. Got that from a commercial. Lol

Banned for the reference to nether regions on a designated PG day so's the little tykes don't learneth about naughty stuff too early in life.

Banned for cultural pronunciation.

banned for not letting the witches burn

Banned for restarting the inquisition.

banned because nobody expects the spanish inquisition

Banned for scoffing platefuls of Paella while the renewed Spanish Inquisition methodically goes around burning witches at the stake... look out Phoebe, Piper and Prue

banned for thinking it has been renewed

Banned for Missing the point.

Banned for missing your mind.  We're all better off without it.

Banned for never having had one and dwelling on the lunatic fringe, where an exit is improbable due to sanity being a prerequisite to riding the gravy train out of there.  Sadly, your qualifications are inadequate.

Banned for bringing feelings to a ban game.  🙄

banned for trying to bring in the feeling game

Banned for feeling around in the dark to find where the hole in the dyke went.

banned for putting holes in every computer

Banned for using super glue to cover them up.

Banned for Super Glue is old hat:  these days it's a nail gun with 6 inch nails, to be sure, to be sure.

Banned for excluding the Mad Hatter. 

Banned for getting confused when the Mad Hatter told you to go into the round room and stand in the corner.... then put one thumb up your left nostril and the other in your right ear, all while standing with one foot on a banana skin and the other in a bucket of whitewash.

Now you know why he's called the Mad Hatter.  

banned for getting mad at someone who is already mad

Banned for coming full circle and discovering you've caught up with yourself.

Banned for low standards ( you were chasing your own tail) .

Banned for posting in the wrong thread, apparently accidently.

Please delete that non-banning heresy.

banned for not recognizing spam postings