Banned for rudely staring at all the pretty lights.

banned for lighting up the sky

Banned for opaque skylights you can't see through.

banned for seeing but not hearing

Banned for for not drooling over it.

Banned for all bans not posted with proper sentance structure.

Banned for being Zubished. 

banned for quoting with the intent of banning

Banned for intentional exuberance with overtones of like with a splash of pomp without the circumstance. 

Banned for passing judgement on banners' emotional states, intended meanings, tiepos, and personal choices of boxers, briefs, or none.  (Unholy, unnatural boxer-brief hybrids intentionally omitted from this list.)

Banned for dissing on undies without appropriate escape routes.

banned for trying to escape the ban

Banned for prestidigitation without a license.

banned for attempting to control by using the illusion of freedom by way of license

Banned for this Monday, last Monday, and all Mondays to come.

Banned for all those days that end with a day at the end.

banned for ending all things and everything

Banned for negligent undersight and where is the end all and be all of stuff.

banned for wanting to stuff it all in the end

Banned for not realizing that the "be all- end all" is 42.  Fourty-two is the answer.

Banned for numerical reasoning.

banned for not knowing the question to the answer

Banned for being defiant.

Banned for revitalizing bannings.

banned for letting them die