Banned for assuming I went with 20.... I went with 18.   ??????????

Banned for assuming I went with 20.... I went with 18.   ??????????

banned for losing some fingers/toes

Banned for I didn't.... the toes beside my big toe on each foot are joined together, effectively making one toe from two.

My father had the same toes on each foot joined, as did his father [his father before him] and 3 brothers.... also my son.

banned for webbing your feet

Banned for not world wide webbing Christmas festivus greetings.  While your at it, I mean.

Banned for the long walk to the fridge.... another shandy is quenchingly required.

banned for being so fridged

Banned for not bouncing off walls on my sixty third BD.

banned for having walls

Banned for hoping his ceiling would fall down.... banning him for walls is unnecessarily cruel.

Banned for being 63 five months and so many days before me.... but happy birthday anyway.

Banned for Happy Bday to you Uvah.  Getting up there. hehe

banned for mocking the old

Banned 'cause experience sometimes is a fuzzy thing. 

Banned cos I wanna experience something warm and fuzzy... but knowing my luck, I'd get something wet and wild, like an upside down waterfall.

Banned 'cause sometimes that happens in an outhouse. Overload......kaboom! Ha ha ha ha

Banned for an outhouse in this modern day and age of indoor 'dunnies'.... automatic electric bum wipers.

Also banned for asking hosts to use their bathrooms when you actually mean toilet.... I mean, what's up with that?

banned for toilet humor

Banned for potty training going down the toilet.         goodtimes

Banned for having a good time gettin' flushed.

banned for being all aflush

Banned for the royal flush.... tho I heard some royals don't like the smell and pay somebody to go to the toilet for them

banned for being paid to flush someone else poo

Banned for fun and profit.  

And that's pretty, pretty grossly.  

Banned for a gross was 144 last time I looked... and 3 score and 10 was a Viagra toting geriatric with high hopes