banned for assumption of theft

Banned for assuming any theft was involved. Just a matter of purloining artifacts and running really fast the other way.

banned for running fast

Banned for running fast is good. Its gaining traction after someone leaves a brown streak behind.

Banned for fast food on the run?

banned for eating all the pink brine

Banned for pink is the next white.

banned because everything is the next white or was that black.....

Banned for nothing in between is fair game.

Banned for looking 'in-between' and discovering the the long n' mysterious had become the short n' curlies

banned for being short with a curl

Banned for being between the long and the short of it without a safety net

Banned for not knowing that strategically the middle is the safest place to be.

banned for that is not always true

Banned for oh yeah, why are all the big ones in the middle...?   smartypants

banned because not all the big ones stay in the middle

Banned for being like that.   

banned for not seeing things that way

Banned 'cause playing two ends against the middle will burn your tush or some other important body part.

Banned for seeing what we want to see.  Often times, incorrectly.   Maybe have another look...

I would want to be in the middle. justsayin

Banned for looking at the right candle and not the left.

banned for not seeing the candle above your head

Banned for Dr Who would know what to do.  maybe

Banned for the who in who-done-it hasn't been said yet.

Banned for thinking the butler did it... he was with the mistress in her bedroom checking out her bed springs for squeaks.... so it had to be the daughter's tennis coach, whose, let's say, most implausible alibi, places him under said bed with the mistresses husband.