banned for spinning things

Banned for staying on the merry-go-round.... and it's not my fault it ended up at full-speed and tossing people off.

Also banned because I can't remember that last time I got tossed off... I tend to behave myself on buses and trains nowadays

Banned for arcade mania, Woot.  Reminds me of my Fablette games.   Good time.  MORE COINS, MOAR COINS, MUCH MOOOAR COINS!!

ooops

Banned for money doesn't buy a pocket full of rainbows... nor a bucket of fairy dust with magical properties that'd allow you to eat dessert til the cows came home and never gain an ounce.

Oh how I wish.

Banned for So Say We All.    And many more.  hehe

banned for chanting TV sayings

Banned for watching too many TV ads and knowing all the jingles... you really ought to turn that TV off in the bedroom and play some boudoir games instead.

banned for  banning XD:

b.t.w

Please do believe this uninteresting joke :

(4 – 5)² = (6 – 5)²

4 – 5 = 6 – 5

4 = 6

2 = 3

1 + 1 = 3

banned for being uninteresting

Banned for being like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with his pencil... just hope he didn't put it in his mouth afterwards.

Banned for pointing that out.

Banned for being pathetic enough to actually write something in this thread JK

Banned for split personalities.  

banned for splitting hairs

Banned for getting it wrong... Yul Brynner had no hair... not even in his gentleman parts due to some genetic thing passed down by equally hairless predeccessors.

Banned for bald is history.  {Rogaine}   And in Vogue.    Choose your pick.

banned for history in effect

Banned for history is so yesterday... or even older.

       Banned for being older but I still     hehe

Banned for dressing ONLY in your birthday suit and a Xmas hat to entice Santa into giving you it ALL.

Also banned for a most seductive avatar that has my imagination going 6 to the dozen... and my heart rate even faster.

BTW, keep up the good work.

banned for good work

Banned for a man cave should have a fully stocked bar and waitresses with big... no huge.... no ginormous personalities.

banned for walking in to the bar

Banned for it was a pub... and the topless barmaids giggled and asked me to say hi

Banned for forgetting about the tarvern.   I was waiting...  But the singer was interesting.