Banned for not owning up to who really did it.... now the culprit is at large but is so small and will remain undetected in the catacombs where Lillith limped listfully, lethargically laboriously toward despondant desperados ravishing randy Rita Rupture's recalcitrant red setter.

Banned for unending diatribe.

Banned for hoarding vowels and consonants.

banned for forgetting the constant constants

Banned for affluent effluent Comes from up-town girls with sugar daddies paying the bills

banned for not liking the sugar babbies

Banned for not noticing the 6 degrees of separation

Banned for spam. Will some one show shivam the door! 

Banned for Spam sandwiches are tastly only if you leave out manufactured [processed] meats

Banned for as time goes by I eat less and less meat.. is it me or does the meat taste different?  Just sayin..   

banned for noticing the different tastes

Banned for wonky taste buds.

Banned for well I find myself eating more and more beans, peas, fruits, vegies, nuts. Nothing in breads, not even whole wheat and such. Some oranges I gotta say taste like wood chips in the center though. So dry .   The blood pressure thing got me started. I'm 100% by the way.

Banned for legumes and going nuts over orange wood chips.. I bet they're chewy.

banned for picking old oranges

Banned for being pickled on a weekday that ends with ay... and the answer is blowing in the wind,

Banned for blowing ay up the wazoo.

Banned for well not sure why the oranges wood change, age possible. But I'm thinkin it's more like they're very clever dna genetic slicing and dicing magic. Phooey! 

banned for slicing the DNA

Banned for recombinent this and that deox ribo nucleating dinkleberries.  

banned fer usin' them big werds

Banned fer not knowing wot them big words mean... and I expect that you'll tell me when you do.

Banned for a few big words or a lotta little woids.   A smorgasbord of vocabulary vernacular.

banned for thumping the wall

Banned for inciting violence toward lowly walls who have done nothing but try to keep people safe and warm.