banned for not knowing about the joke between me and my wife about Victoria Secret

Banned for knowing a good thing.  So share the joke...? 

banned for wanting the to know the joke

Banned for,   Q. What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
                    A. Close the door I am dressing!    hehe

Banned for stealing the coleslaw joke... not to mention turning around the kitchen door joke while the lady was wiping the mayonnaise off her lettuce...

"Close the door I'm undressing."

Did you know there was a sex maniax course that comes after dessert?  Roll over Honey and Lettuce on top.

Ryat is banned for wanting second helpings.

Banned for mayo and honey... ewww      Homemade fries in a paper bag with lotsa salt and vinegar. mmmmMM

(so the joke the Ryat?)

banned because the joke involves farts and trying on Victoria Secret underwear

Banned for this is a good example of we should get what we need and not what we want... lol 

Banned for you should have known it wouldn't fit you beforehand... and banned for leaving skidmarks in yer wife's knickers.

Banned for you would persist.... and now the cat's out of the bag there's no stuffing it back in... a bit like Ryat's fart, really, out permanently.

Banned for airing dirty laundry?     

Banned for not noticing it wasn't mine. 

Besides, me thinks Victoria's Secret don't make stuff that'd fit my larger than size 6 arse... so banned for not requesting larger sizes.

banned for not shopping at Lane Bryants

Banned for thinking their knickers are any better... besides, I've heard their undies are like St Pauls Cathedral.

There's no ballroom.

Banned for ballroom dancing out of pockets.

    Banned for big ballroom, big pockets.  

And hot pockets... I mean hot dog.     

Banned for chomping on the dog.

Banned for not wanting to snack on puppies.... and no, doggie biscuits are not a good alternative to go with a glass of milk.

banned for milking it for all its worth

Banned for 

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Dustin Hoffman. 

Banned for making PB&J a no mention.

banned because some are allergic to the PB

Banned because PB is off limits to all non-humans, reptiles and some other mammals ... people with allergies to nuts and stone fruits.

banned because peanuts are not nuts and therefore can be eaten safely by those that have nut allergies

Banned for peanut assumptions... horses go loco if they eat them, and cows that eat them are put on high-vibrating milking machines to produce straight up peanut butter.

Banned for peanuts and monkehs are sympatico.