Banned for that bikini line didn't shave itself.... and has the shearer mastered the art of wax strips yet or are his shears blunt yet again?

Also banned for the sheep which were crossed with a knight in shining armour... all the offspring have fleeces like steel wool.

Banned for fluffy monobrow....     and yet, very happy..  

  Gotta love it.

Banned for furry caterpillars... I wonder if they tickle when chasing the snake.

banned for furry snakes

Banned for bringing up trouser snakes at a time when snakes on a crane is still so fresh in peoples minds.... I've not had any drop in on me... you?

banned for asking me questions

Banned for being evasive... and is that a nest of vipers on your head or are you impersonating Medusa?

Banned for everyone get's a bad hair day.  A little sympathy please.  

banned for hair

Banned for there.

Banned for there and they're and..........that one too!

Banned for seeing clearly with the new haircuts.

banned for being shredded

Stop trolling

banned for not banning

Stop trolling

banned for not banning again and trolling

Banned for letting the troll under your skin.... so now exfoliate and get rid of the irritation.

banned for assuming I want to get rid of it

Its so cute and cuddly and cries when I poke it that I laugh.

Banned for inappropriate poking of a troll.... and some of the shame should be his for liking it.

banned for ....

Banned for being overtly vague.... yet so obvious.

vaguely banned

Banned for vague naivety... however, we do not acknowledge your innocence

banned for being guilty