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since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned fer wot be goin' on in tha galley... that thar mermaid were s'posed ter be brought t' me cabin, not stuffed n' cooked fer tha scurvy crew's dinner.
Banned for noticing the obvious... when I was a lad I scallywagged a girl and she went crying to her mother because I made her nice new dress all muddy.
Banned for me talking dirty? Mais nom, nom, nom. 
Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.
Banned for imprudently banning prudent persons... that's preverted.
Banned for if you think that's dirty, wait 'til I start talking muck instead. 
Banneded for playing little Miss Innocent... we all know that deep down you're a naughty girl trying to break out of that good girl persona.
Banned for criticism..... bet ya wouldn't criticise yer missus' cooking like that... for fear of wearing it. 
Banned for the code is red... now go to your safe place and wait for further instructions.
Banned for inadequate lighting in safe room. A nice soft ambience is required for my gold fish.
Banned for gold fish in the safe room... thars some pretty ruthless characters in there, and I'd hate to think what 'd happen if any of 'em got a bit hungry
Banned for river dwellers... and beware of the bulluga-bugga, a worm that enters up through your pee-pee and lays its eggs in your bladder. After 10 days the eggs hatch and you start disappearing... from the inside.
Banned for not seeing the forest for the trees... and if I were you I'd seek treatment for that jungle fever that's making you all hot under the... everywhere it itches.
Banned for arid regions and the itch that develops there.... and don't underestimate athletes foot... shoe stores won't let you try anything on if you have it.
Banned for odious footsies, then.... and that toe jam is not something you'd wanna spread on bread.
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