Banned for we know you are so full of it... lucky for you it's not helium or you'd never keep both feet firmly planted on the ground.

Banned for forgetting starkers has cornered the market on hot air, Curried Cabbage style.

Banned for I've only cornered the market on turbo boosted rocking chairs that do all the rocking for ya... now all I gotta do is tone down the turbos some to stop the chairs taking off.

There again, maybe I could boost the turbos even more to eliminate time consuming airport check ins and outs.

banned for wanting aeroport check ins to be faster

Banned for not beaming up.

banned by the beams and berms of construction

Banned for the force of gravity will bring that hot air balloon down once it becomes a cold air balloon... so cover you head with a trash can lid and hope for the best

banned for hatin on the tazer

Banned for the aviator's nightmare... the wings just fell off and the charts say you're over Hades

Banned for not taking a flying taxi.

banned for not going for the bananas

About 30,000 lbs worth.

Banned for no cowbells.

Banned for Tinkerbell lost hers... and Peter Pan lost his nutsack full of pecans

banned for ringing of the bells

Banned for ding dong... never ask for whom the bell tolls

banned for letting time march on

Banned for my grandfather's watch was too big for his pocket so he kept it in a polythene bag.

banned for bagging time

Banned for not following up a joke about Chasity belts.

Banned for Medieval kings would have your tongue for that... and before sticking it in there you should always place a carrot in the strategically placed entry/exit to see if it comes out whole.

banned for testing with carrots

Banned for not testing with a pumpkin.

Banned for pumpkin patching.

Banned for patching the holes in your underwear, rather than throwing it out.... still, prevention is better than cure.

banned for cure for the itch