Banned cuz your not fooling me,,,,, there are no flying monkeys.   

Banned for you brought them up... did you take your meds today?

Banned for huh?  Only the ones you recommended.     

Banned for self-medicating.  Now behave and come down out of that tree before the wind changes. 

Banned for ENO reminds me of 7UP.  Only better.  Shame I have to climb a tree to get at it that. 

Banned for 7UP does not fit with 11 Across, but 9 down does if you add a K to the beginning of ENO

banned for kennelling the keno monkey

Banned for taking its barrel so a kennel was the next best thing.

Also, banned for ignoring the flatulent Armadillo beside you... while its trying to get your attention the rest of us have to suffer the gaseous emissions.

banned for making me want to pay attention to my kids

Banned for kidding when your kids wanted pay for making you pay attention to a parson's poetic proclamations that are scarcer than a leprechaun's 3rd leg

Banned for kids are way more fun than a leprechaun with a third leg. Or an orange hippopotomus. Prorbably...

banned for not realizing how dangerous hippos are

Banned for hippos make better soccer players than leprechauns with a 3rd leg.

Also, banned for claiming a benefit on your 3rd leg in your tax return last year..

banned for that third leg brought in $2,000

Banned for doing gigolo work on the side.

banned for not getting the joke

Kids are $1000 a piece in tax returns.

Banned for my joke was better... and it'd be more profitable.

It'd take 2 years to get 2 kids... 3 if you're lucky.  So that's 2 grand a year, $3,000 ... if you're lucky.

Now 2 - 3 kids are gonna cost ya more than that in the first few weeks, so bam, there goes yer tax rebate before ya get it.

Now, a good gigolo can make 2 - 3 grand a night... and there's no responsibility for kids, diapers, baby food, strollers and later, education.

So me, well I've done the math and I know where I'd prefer my 3rd leg going. 

banned for doing the math

Banned for assuming he counts farther than 3rd.  

banned for bragging about higher math

Banned for taking too many meds due to lower math.     (bleep about your back.  )

banned for meds are not necessary

Banned for keeping then to yourself, then.

I like meds: white ones; blue ones; yellow ones; red ones; orange ones.... all sorts of meds.

banned for AI formating

Banned for having AI and needing reprogramming every 3 months