banned for riddling on

Banned for some pockets have holes in them.    

banned for cute kittens

they

make

me

 weak

AHHH they are so cuuuute!

Banned for it's true that any baby anything is sooo cute.   New Year's baby is around the corner....    2014

Banned for getting clucky.... babies are the source of many sleepless nights.  I oughta know, I were a single dad and saw too many sunrises after too little shut-eye.

Still, as I look across at my granddaughter on the puter beside me, I wouldn't trade it for the world.

BTW, how the fech is everyone?

Banned for Curried Cabbage was thought to have num nummed the indomitable starkers. Welcome back Mark. You have been missed. 

Banned for reminding me of how hard my curried cabbage absinence has been.

Thanks Ross, but I haven't been missed.  I see me every day.

Thing is, I needed a break... time out to get myself in a better frame of mind than before.

Let's just say that some of my thoughts at the time were pretty dark and I probably would have gotten myself exiled for speaking them.

Anyhow, all is well in the world with me again, so 'ere I be.

banned for coming back

And we're glad you did.    

Banned for moonwalking.

banned for archaic dance forms

Banned for horizontal dancing on the ceiling while rapping Daft Punk's knuckles for barefoot dancing all night long on a hot tin roof

Banned for not tiptoeing through the tulips.  Easier on the shoe budget.  lol

       How smart is that?  haha     Go Bully!

Starkers is Back!!!

Banned for getting excited and you are ok!!!!

banned for tulip busting

Banned because every time I leave this thread for a while and come back, I half expect it to be deleted.

banned for making my allergies go crazy

Banned for whining about out-of-control sneezing/itching while being way too stingy to buy half-decent anti-allergants

Also banned for calling your allergies crazy when you know full well it's you who's the loopy one..

Banned for double banning in a single ban zone.  Although in the Twilight Zone it would be the norm. 

banned for not being happy with the new paint job

Banned for being to slap happy with yer paint brush... and don't even think about grafitti on the cop shop walls, neither.

Banned for reminding me of that movie Grease.   Aaaahhhhh   

banned for grease lightening

Banned for like Echo Beach, that movie is far away in time.           

By the way, it;s so cold Tim Horton;s has invented coffee on a stick! 

banned for whining about the cold