Banned for overshoes.

Banned by The Pillars of Hercules

Banned by Madagascar Lemurs.

banned by Antarctic polar bears

Banned by the wolf pack.

banned for being a pack in the wolf

Banned for better than a pack of Camels.   ;/

banned for packing Camels

Banned for yeah, they wrinkle terribly though, so don't forget the iron.        :/ 

Banned for FE.

banned for going periodic

banned for straightening that out for me (I'm not awake? LOL)

banned for going artic

banned for noticing

Banned for trying to keep it a secret. 

Early Halloween ban

banned for going crazy

Banned for blue tint. Good thing I'm not lookin' in the mirror......scary. 

banned cause now you've been shopped, when is your birthday?

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 Be afraid, be very afraid...BRA-HA-HA (cough)

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 just need the day and month if you're worried about people knowing your age (or not) : P

Five minute to midnite. It'll be here in two months and 12 days.

Banned for shivering in boots.

Banned for making me think, it's too early. Dec 24th thanks

    Banned for one of these should perk you up.      ;/

banned cause I'm an addict, I'm on my third cappuccino

banned for not doubling up on them

banned cause I ALWAYS double up on them