Banned for taking a night off.       

banned for taking off and for red x's

Banned for not knowing sometimes I gotta go.    And red x's are typical of someone with green eyes.  

banned for being behind green eyes

Banned for my driver's license says green eyes but they are blue.  

banned for having hazel eyes, copycat : P

Banned for knowing something I don't.   Bluish grey actually  ••

Banned for Union and Confederate.

Banned for bringing politics into it

Banned because I hate politics but like the blue/gray combo.

Banned for almost 500 pages!

banned for trying to be page 500

Banned because page 500 is inevitable, therefore, I dont have to try

Banned for nine more bans too go.  

banned cause you're wrong it's eight

Banned for your both wrong. 33 2 500.

banned for pushing the pages

Banned for Zubishing on #12468

YOU"RE...not...your. Dingbat!

Banned you are.   

banned are you for this thing of doing you are

banned for keeping that straight

Banned for a straight line is the shortest distance between two objects.  :/

Banned for logic.

Banned on the 500th page.

Banned for yay indeed Admiral!  500•