Banned for criminally negligent smoothiness.

Banned for you may be meaning Margueritaville beverage du jour.   :-

banned by the Prince of Pop

banned by the sultans of swing

Banned by......The Wall.

Banned by many walls.

banned because I don't need another wall around me

Banned for wallowing in it won't help.

Banned because wallowing in it serves no useful purpose.

banned cause a little wallowing is good for the soul, let him that has never wallowed cast the first stoned

OK I'm starting to get a complex here, why does the game stop when I play? It can't be my breath I just brushed : /

Banned for getting stoned before the wallow.

And the game continues......

banned for continuing the game

banned for continuity

banned for posting in the middle of the night then whining about no one being on

banned for burning daylight, my kids wouldn't let me sleep and still don't.

Banned for sleep is for the weak.    

Banned for,,,,OMG Ryat you're still here!

Hello sir

Banned for.....OMG'ing in broad daylight in type no less.

Banned for narrow daylight. 

banned for narrow bridges

Banned for burning bridges.

Banned burning bridge before crossing it.

Banned for boats.

Banned for crossing that bridge when we get to it.  (•_•)

Banned for bothering with bridges at all.

Teleportation is the way to go.