banned for bringing that rich old man in here

Banned for he knew the secret handshake.  

banned for not asking about his mines

Banned for he had meme's?    hehe

banned for the three way conflict you just started

Banned for uh uh, wasn't me.  I mean, Scoutdog told me to say that.     Really

banned for having overly white teeth

Banned for having natural teeth.I ask the dentist for titanium ones every time, but it's always the same- blah blah national security blah.

banned for letting national security get in the way

Banned for what's a matter with just plain gold?  

banned for being a golden girl

   Banned for shucks, you've gone and made me quiet.     Ok I'm back, and you are so not banned. 

banned for reducing the level of a ban

Banned for not at all, it merely brings in the humanities. 

banned for humanitarianism

Banned for we do what we can.   

banned for your can is not enough

oh wait

Banned for not being in a position to say it isn't.            

banned by position

Banned by like the sands of time, many and varied.    

Banned for wasting perfectly good sand castle materials.

-Huzzah!

Banned for bringing in materials.    

banned for not refueling the materials

Banned for batteries included.     

banned for going crazy with the batteries