banned for thinking that that is an issue

Banned for starkers has left the building? 

Banned because he should have at least put on his pants first.

banned for wanting him to come back

Banning for exaggerating . A little.       I hope he's well.  

banned for little and exaggerate are not compatible

Banned for not getting it. 

Banned for a hideous, hideous, hideous baby. More than usual, even.

banned for not see the usual

Banned for hideous and baby are not compatible.      And nope, the usual....?  can't see it...    

Banned for being zombabified.

I don't care what anybody else says. The damn things are creepy!

banned for being creeped out by parasites

Banned for yummm, chocolate parasites. hahahahahahamwahahahaha

banned for laughing at the cuisine

Banned for   mom would not have approved.  

Banned for a baby-like person.

banned for waffling on the baby issue

Banned for that was waffle.   hehe

banned for punage of words

Banned for leaving a pungent aroma in your wake.

banned by the little monkeys

Banned for these three aren't talkin about what they didn't see. Ya hear?     

banned for posting up those that do not notice evil

Banned for they are a motley crew.  

banned for the promotion of an illegal act