Banned for good to know tis working. I lowered the font again, for your listening pleasure.

banned for assuming letter size helps keep the noise level down

 Banned for thinking the written word doesn't have volume. 

Banned for trying to raise my self-esteem. My mom just told me that if my head sweled any more I'd need a new hat.

Banned for huh?  Merely humor on the loose.   Eehaw

banned for trying to pop the swelled head

Banned for gooey grey matter thinking it's okay to cerebrally ponder higher planes of existence... now fasten your seatbelts ready for takeoff.

Banned for word.

BY HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

I shot an arrow into the air,

It fell to earth, I knew not where;

For, so swiftly it flew, the sight

Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,

It fell to earth, I knew not where;

For who has sight so keen and strong,

That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak

I found the arrow, still unbroke;

And the song, from beginning to end,

I found again in the heart of a friend.

 

Banned because ripping someone's heart out and examining it for sounds does not seem very friendly.

banned for wanting things to be friendly

Banned for the galloping goose got garrotted going to Gooseberry Glen by Gluttonous Gerald, who gladly generated grand gestures to grieving gentlemen getting a gazillion germs from gooey grease grubs.

Banned for joking with a joker. But, if I did in some way, you know, well I'd feel bad about that.  

banned by the hammer of banning

Banned for missing the nail... and let's hope the hairs on yer arse don't turn into hammers and beat the shit out of you.

Banned for very tiny hammers.

Banned for not hearing of Lilliput.

Banned for Jack Black never went back to Lilliput... and Will Robinson caught Dr Smith sabotaging the toilet again.

Banned for Dr Who would know what to do. And Spiderman of course. 

banned for Rocking out to The Who while Yes is playing in the background with Pigs on the Wing

Banned for We Won't Get Fooled Again.

Banned for Who Are You?

Banned for asking that question of someone who's incognito because fame is an inconvenience.... piss offf papparazzi parasites

banned for hatin on papparazzi

They need to make money too.

Banned for hating the symptom, not the cause.

Banned for going viral.