Banned for they weren't so obvious when I took a leak up against a hedgerow... had they been I wouldn't have gotten booked for public piddling.

Banned for the personal purpose of perceiving that you were prosecuted for your puerile public piddling.

Banned for being beligerently boring

Banned for narcissism.            

Risky Business ban

Fooled by an imposter ban...

Also, banned for not knowing there's no business like frisky business.

Banned for Friskies cat food.

Our cat will eat nothing but.

banned for letting your cat so finicky

Banned for pussy neglect... they have feelings, too.

Punny galore ban

Banned for one pun and the ban is done does not equate to "galore".

i see your shaken but not stirred ban

Banned for not knoweing when to fold 'em... and I'll raise you one shaken pussy and see your galore stirred.

banned for stirring up trouble

Banned for as I recall, you stirred your pussy because it wasn't well shaken... now if that ain't stirring up trouble/rattling the cage of the beast, what is?

banned for thinking that that was causing trouble

Banned for failure to recognise the obvious... rattling the cage of the beast is certainly asking for trouble... his keeper never locks it.

Banned because the big dog will bite when you rattle his cage... I, on the other hand, will just send robots out to hunt you.

Barking all day ban

banned for reversing all your bans

banned for reversing robots barking at your bans.

It can only be attributable to human error ban

Banned for it's Monday and I feel like doing jack sh!t right now.

Monday morning,  may give you no warning,  of what was to be ban. 

Banned for some all-powerful centrifugal forces are about to suck the innards out of some cosmic thingwybob.