Banned for cooling to red.

You mean cooling to blue?

Banned for blue balls. 

Banned for licking 'em.

Banned for hanging 'em out to be licked

banned for evening thinking that when seeing them

Banned for a confusing evening

banned for going through with the morning

Banned because it's snowing up here!

Banned for thinking you know what snow is.

-Twi /)  Huzzah!

banned for snow is that white stuff that falls up north

Banned for the non-inclusion of the white stuff that falls in the South down here in the antipodes

banned for going whitey

Banned for being racist

Banned for slinking round in the alley with those precocious gutter snipes who would bust a move to impress a bunch of line dancers whose boots are too small to effectively tap toes to 'Achy Breaky Heart'

banned for mentioning that melodious disaster

Banned for thinking there was a melody.

banned for some people do, sadly

Banned for discrediing Billy Ray Virus' attempt at a musical career.

banned because it got worse

He spawned.

Banned for knowing he's got achy breaky brats.

Banned because a guy at my university just gave a presentation on how he hacked into a car. By playing an MP3 file into a cell phone.

Banned for not paying full attention while he was relaying that story... during which, he was hacking into your pants pocket with his hand.

Banned for hacking.

-Twi /)  Huzzah!

banned for inappropriate avatars

Banned for misappropriating inappropriate inappropriateness