Banned for harboring smellies.

banned for smelly harbors

Banned for yachting to the next harbour.

banned for cruising through

Banned for tanning and eating bonbons. 

banned for I don't go for bonbons (too small) and Arizona gets so much sun tanning is the norm

Banned for not using a suntan lotion above 10SPF

Also, banned for bonbons... bambams... boombooms... whatever. 

What you can't fit in the mouth is wasted anyhow.

Innuendo ban

So true starkers. And innuendo bans are banned for beating around the bush. 

Banned for beating the bush. Police brutality!

banned for going the wrong way with a bush

Banned for not trimming back the bush.

Besides, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Or was that two birds in the bush are worth the wait.

Or a bushless bird in the hand is worth....

Never mind, before I get any more confused.

Banned for going against the grain. 

Taken with a grain of salt ban

Banned for that grain of salt as being saved for a rainy day, to season the rabbit stew

Banned because it's Duck season....

Banned for covering.

Banned for un-covering...

Banned for ducks don't like this snowy weather.    

Banned for is it snowing in your neck of the woods...?

Banned for it snowed and left. Now again snow on Thursday. Definitely an early winter this year. Yeah, time to bring out the parka soon.

Banned for I love to see the expression on the dry cleaners face when you duck through the door and say you need this cleaned by the next day....

Banned for good Kodak moments are so rare.   And those short doorways, what's up with that... ?

Momentary bans all to often become permanent 

banned by the temporal ban police