BANNED FOR I MUST ROAR!

   Banned for making me tired, what with the roarrring.   

Banned for feigning tiredness... you just want to skive off and dream about 'stuff'.... without the roaring.

Banned for being wide awake rather than half-asleep.

Originals are like rough drafts and edits are the final product. Edits are to remove anything that on second thought I would rather have not said or are missing something I would rather have said and become void in intent, and so are changed to be the final product and what I was actually trying to say. Statements made in the original is void and not what I wanted to have said.

I should probably think more before the post to avoid having to edit.

banned for not thinking about it in the first place

Banned for roarring is cool and terrifying.   

Banned for a lion's share... and roaring about it won't get you any more.

banned for bearing it all

Banned for no Gatorade for me thanks. 

Banned for aiding the gators. I'm sure they eat well enough on their own.

Banned for gators are supposed to be ON the menu.... nuthin' like eggs and a croc steak to start the day.

Banned for not understanding that it's both as part of any good food chain.

banned for chaining food down

Banned for tying food up.... no need to hog-tie that steak, there, Sunshine, it's already dead.

banned for wanting your food dead

It feels so good wiggling as it goes down your throat.

Banned for being a Klingon.

Banned for live baby octopus eating.

Banned for see food.... but I'm on a diet and don't see as much food [with my eyes shut] these days.

banned for shutting your eyes to the beautiful banquet that is before you

Banned for having dinner shuttled in. 

Banned for confusing the pizza delivery boy with a NASA shuttle pilot.  Okay, so they have similar uniforms, but the pizza boy's doesn't have a built in toilet.

Banned for yet another of life's little favors.

Banned for not getting excited about a portable throne upon which to sit.

Banned for not making yet another "Portable Hole" joke.

Banned reading into something that was not there... the throne of which I speak is luxuriously padded and does not have an inbuilt disposal outlet such as that which you allude to.  Now get yer head outta the porta potty and contribute something refined and cultural like frog racing or something.