Banned for managing to jam a square peg in a round hole... and a rectangular one in a triangular hole.  

Oh, and did you hear about the constipated mathematician.... worked it out with his pencil.

Banned for pencil envy.

-Twi

Banned for not using pens.

The Admiral

banned by the No. 2 pencil committee

Banned for assembling a committee for pencils who all have the same number.  That's racist.  Prejudice?  Elitist?  Pianist?  Wow...That one doesn't even make any...meh, I'ma go with it anyway...just smile and stick your tongue out...nobody will notice...

-Twi

Banned for being an activist.

The Admiral

Banned for activating beings. 

banned for needing to be active

Banned for a rolling stone gathers no moss.  

Banned for mossy cobblestone.

The Admiral

banned for some moss knows how to roll with the bumps

Banned for roamin in the gloamin. 

Banned for gloating Romans.

The Admiral

Banned for not watching enough Yogscast to get the joke.

Banned for stealing my ban that I already used on everyone, including myself.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned simply because I feel like it today.... banned, banned, BANNED... with a passion and a deep love of banishment of modernised Medievalites with bent swords and very short spears.

banned because I want to

Banned because we all want to. That's why we're here, banning.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned because wanting to carries no weight around here.  Find a valid reason, qualify it, quantify it, check it for spelling and repetitive/excessive usage, then ban.... but only if the moon is full and Jupiter is aligned with Mars.

Banned for making it too complicated to ban.

Simple ban.

Complex - turn left, now right, hop up and down, spin in a circle, and you're banned - ban.

Banned for bringing physical effort into banning.... go to the farking gym if you need to burn off some freaking energy, orright?

Banned for banning in such a hostile manner, banning should be a fun and delightful task, done with a song in your heart and a smile on your face.

Banned for being so freaking delightfully joyous at  time when there is so much sadness in the burrow, what with ma rabbit up the duff again and pa rabbit pissing off cos of overcrowding with all the damned kids eating all the lettuce.

Oh, and get a cleaning cloth and wipe that smile off your face... it's not appropriate in such dire circumcisio... er, circumstances.

Banned for that glass is half empty attitude.  We don't need that fancy city logic here round these parts sonny boy.

-Twi

Starkers banned for ninja-ing my ban slot on the new page...