Banned for going back in time to Neanderthal speak... dragging the thread by its hair into the cave of primordial delights

Banned for keeping this thread alive

Banned for your own personal contribution... now get back in the corner and repeat your ABC's until the cows come home.

banned for wanting the cows to come home

Banned for not liking milk and looking toward sheep for company

Banned because a dog pee stain on our dining room carpet looks just like a caricature of Barack Obama.

Banned for seeing things into dog pee that just aren't there... now if you had said a dog turd I'd believe it.

So what's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shite???

The bucket, obviously.

banned for bucket jokes

Banned for not bringing a shrubbery

Here is mine, thank you very much!

banned for showing us your bush

Banned because JEALOUSY will get you nowhere

Banned for EMPHASIZING your point with CAPITALS.

banned for going his way

Banned for a bird in the hand will get you beaten with a bush if your wife finds out

banned for beating around the bush

Banned for if you had two birds in the bush you would get on the nest and forget about the one you had in your hand.

banned for going Karma

Banned for thinking you'd get karma after receiving nest privileges in the bush and not sharing the joyous news with the team.

Banned for thinking he made a baby news when he's just practising. 

Banned for babies. Ugh.

banned for not loving the cuddly stinky things

Banned"cause terrible two's are everywhere.

Banned for don't take a good wiff of them or look them in the eye. Cuz that's when they smile and your done for. On the good side you learn a new language. BabyTalk.   googoo

Banned because I, fortunately, possess impact-resistant glasses.

banned for having glasses

four eyes