banned for not mentioning the Krypton version

Banned for staying hidden instead of turning on the Krypton bulb. 

Banned for radon.

Banned for fear of the dark.   

Banned because you're thinking of radium.

Banned because you forgot badgassium.

Banned for not obtaining it with unobtanium.

Banned for dispersing it with pollutotanium.

Banned for I don't feel very well now...           thorilium yum, nnope.

Banned for at least staying away from the thallium.

banned for all the iums

Banned for Andersonium.

Banned for a scallywagasm

Banned for seaborgium.

banned for seahorsing around and making waves in the aquarium

Banned for Moby did it. 

Banned for Moby dicked around with various lady whales and got in serious doo-doo with his missus.

Banned for making off-white whales.

Banned for overfilling the sperm whale.

Banned for forgetting about sperm banks. 

banned for letting this thread get so low

Banned for I bet it's all that sunshine. 

Banned for basking in that sunshine... now put that bikini top back on before the battleaxe next door calls the cops.

Banned because I prefer crossbows to battleaxes. Or better yet, a musket. Or maybe an arc blaster?