Banned for watching episodes of 'Strange Sex' instead... now that's one guy who should NEVER wear shorts.

Banned because if it's who I think it is, there aren't any underwear in his size.  Boot Cut!!!!!

Banned for knowing he ties it to his leg instead.... as the female assistant in the hardware store exclaimed: "My, that's a long piece of rope you're buying there!!!"

Banned for dope.

Banned for word.

banned for word up

Banned for the weekend is coming.  TGIF

Banned for having a weak end.

Banned for and it's name is....

banned for wanting your end to be named

Banned for a weak end in the forum. And it's name is....

banned for asking for names

Banned for denial. 

banned for bad dental work

Banned for walking with blinders on.

banned for making fun of my vision problem

 Banned for monkeys are a barrel of laughs.

Banned for that's 3 blokes impersonating monkeys.  How do I know that?  Cos is them was monkeys one would be playing with his winky, another would be checking him for fleas and the other would be flinging poo at the camera... meaning none of 'em could have their hands covering their eyes, ears, mouth, etc.

Banned because maybe they're just monkeys being accosted with tear gas and bullhorns.

Banned because it's the instigators or cowards or trools that are to blame. 

Banned for the coward of the county didn't know when to fold 'em, so now he's holding 'em up and the instigators are taking pot-shots at him co he really was the one to blame.

Oh, and banned for spotting the Kenny Rogers reference there.

Banned because I just learned a valuable lesson: no matter how good of an idea it seems at the time, do NOT allow an emulator to lock you out of every input device on your computer!

Banned for getting emulated... and allowing an input device stick it to you

Banned for you are the weakest link.

Banned for I was not on the chain gang... that was a look-a-like with the same size shoes as me.