banned for not seeing the yellow

banned for staining it yellow

Banned for painting it black.

Now that's a bus.  My,my,my what a beaut. That grill, the Flames. Do you drive that one for work?  

  You could catch lots of bad guys with that Wonder Wagon UPS. 

banned for not seeing the potential in package delivery

Banned for I can't believe you even went there, {groaning and laughing} 

and do you deliver in Canada..?  

banned for going there with me

UPS delivers practically worldwide.

Banned for we did go there. As in signed, sealed and delivered.          

Banned for mangling your metaphors.

Banned for dangling participles. 

Banned for dangling particulates in front of him.

Oh, and banned for wanting a large package delivery.    

Banned because packages are for those who truly deserve them

Krdax is right.          I'll wait for delivery each day until 3:00PM.  Oh Lord won't you send me an UPS delivery. 

Banned for not supporting the useless postal service.

banned for the USPS has to use UPS (and FedEx) to deliver much of its stuff anyways.

Banned for wonder how long they'll be around for. ?  {post office}

banned for they will be around as long as the Republicans and Democrats feel like propping them up

Which will be forever.

banned for propping up politicians and bankers

Banned for giving 'em props.

Banned for proper behaviour.

banned for using the defunct "u"

Banned for bringing some French in the forum.    Or is that defunct too. 

banned for thats Old English

Banned cuz I call it reflex.  What a noive.   

Banned for calling an old habit a reflex