Banned for being a submariner at high altitude

banned for not saying the color yellow

Banned because I refuse to say the color yellow.

Wait....

Damn.

Banned for saying damn in the same post as "yellow" and "because"...... "refuse" would have been okay but NOT in conjunction with "Wait..."

Banned for not to many people can wear yellow and not look like Big Bird. 

banned for butt crack time

Banned for painted on pants.

banned for I use Brown paint

Banned because I just took the Advanced Placement B/C Calculus test, and it was probably the easiest math test I have ever done.

Banned for Kudos on that and           .

{like you need it   }

Banned for kudos in the 3rd degree and using green images in the presence of yellow.

Banned for being black and blue.

Banned for using a normal green not on saint Patrick's day.

You could have used dark green but nooooo...

Banned for green is eco friendly. 

banned for friendly ecos are not always green... sometimes they're brown.

banned for going brown

Calculus is easy. Except I didn't show the work well enough for them when I took my test.

Banned for talking shop when the business of banning is being overshadowed by shop talking.

Banned for shopping for some better talk.

Banned for jive talking.

Banned for trying to influence retailers to sell talk where I go shopping.

banned for being under the influence

Banned for trying to influence.

banned for a bad influence is such a good thing

Banned for trying to sell bad influences to the already converted... think of something lusciously wikkid that we'd wanna pay for.

Banned for bad can be very good.