banned for not letting me find the door

banned for you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

Banned for doing the Möbius strip.

Banned for stripping Mobius. BRRR.....

banned for it's all 8s.

Banned for I can't change 8s but I can change 3s.

banned for being odd

banned for evening out

banned for it's getting late

Banned because that depends on where you are... and your perspective.  For me it is early... though I only got out of bed at 2.00pm today [now 3.37pm Oz time].  Yeah, had another rough night due to pain and discomfort, damned nausea and insomnia.

banned for whining about your illness

Banned fer bein' such an uncaring 'n insensitive person. 

I 'opes tha hairs on yer arse turn into hammers 'n beat tha shite out o' ye.... AAARRGGHHHH

Banned for naught else...so there. PFFFT!

Banned for "PFFFT".

banned for they have already

banned for who pfffted?

And I liked that one, starkers. the hairs on your ass... nice.

Banned for the heirs are on your ass, I think you have enough problems as is.

banned for when you have money and they smell death on you, that's very much the case.

Banned because a mail service just delivered 11 bottles' worth of insulin to my house for no comprehensible reason.

banned for you should check the name and address on the package. I'm sure there's somebody who could really use that error rectified.

Banned because my mom already did that, and it was addressed to me.

I take insulin for early-type diabetes mellitus, but I go through MAYBE a vial every three weeks...

banned for you don't have to worry about running out, at least. I dunno. Sell them cheap to diabetic friends?

banned for not realizing that there are expiration dates to consider

banned for that's why I suggested selling it. Make some use of it.

banned for selling those is illegal