banned for letting him Smash Mouths

Banned for Smashing Pumpkins instead.

banned for pumpkin soup

banned for chicken noodle

Banned for Col Sanders foray into breeding 4 legged chickens to double the output of drumsticks... the experiment would have been a success but for the chickens being twice as hard to catch

Banned because if you have to catch the chickens before you kill them, you are definitely doing it wrong. Just send some current through the floor. Then you won't have to cook them, either....

banned for wanting to cook chickens with their feathers still on

Not Good Eats.

Banned for chicken

Beef is the way to go

banned for cows with eight legs are no picnic either... they're a rodeo!

Banned for having a cow about it.

banned for doing the BartMan

banned for he had some good comics, but nothing compared to...

Banned for Three Mile Island.

(Fun fact: A nuclear power plant actually puts out one third the total radiation of a coal-burning power plant.)

banned for people only hate nuclear plants as much as they do because they have an ingrained fear of the intangible (radiation). Really, both have wonderfully endless side-effects.

banned for wanting people to be educated about the realities of radiation

My dad worked at a nuclear power plant. We watch nuclear power plant "disaster" films and laugh. Just don't get him started on the idiots in Japan that failed to design the plants to withstand tidal waves. Of the cheapness of the design that they used.

banned for they also placed it in a hazardous zone, but then most of Japan is. One should really take this is into consideration when doing anything.

banned for wanting people to be logical and use their heads

Banned because most leaders make decisions with their heads. Although we will likely need to update that expression as more women enter high-level positions.

banned for they use the wrong head

Yep, but it is not one used here in America because of certain issues with the design.

banned for we've withheld important design aspects and data from countries in the past, somehow thinking that it might represent a threat to our own security. Of course, this led to their reactors setting fire.

I think everybody operates on a pretty retarded level.

Banned for i agree with all of it, especially about thinking with the wrong head.

Three Mile Island...1979 (I think it was)

Chernobyl...1986

Japan...2011

Next........

banned for that's such a partial list, it's not even funny. Of course, more people have died acquiring coal than in nuclear accidents. Ha!

Banned for partial or not the implication is there, glow in the dark bunnies are hard to catch because the extra hind legs give them more jump.

Banned for glow-in-the-dark, jumping bunnies that breed like rabbits.

Banned for fireflies did it first.