Banned for reminiscing.

Banned for I like bears.

Banned because the bear is my high school mascot. And middle school mascot, too.

I now hate bears.

banned for hating on the bear when its not its fault for being a mascot

banned for the bear tried to escape once. Mauled two counselors and a school admin. They tranquilized it and ultimately had to make the decision to put it down for good. The vice-principle was in tears for days. They tried switching their mascot over to the cobras. That didn't work out much better. After the coach's funeral, they went back to the bears, but figured to let a student in a plush suit take over the position.

Banned for tl;dr.

Banned for a frivolous forum visitation when you should be at the support desk helping folks

Banned for a great science project.

Draak is banned for not showing us his rocket adventure. 

Banned for having adventures out of the box.

banned for adventures in boxing

banned for technical difficulties

Banned for testicular difficulties leading to various improbabilities regarding several ill-conceived possibilities.

banned for nothing ill-conceived. the conception went all too well actually.

j/k

Banned for boasting of 'exploits'

I would give you karma but, sounds like an interesting past time.      

banned for

I would give you karma but you forgot about it. 

banned for trying to change the game

Banned for that must have been a glitch.  

Banned for allowing the Glitch to overrun your karma.

Banned for tire tracks.

Banned for tank tracks.

Banned for forget about world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. 

Banned for that visualization.