Banned for Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day...

.... he also say woman who fly plane upside down bound to have crack up.

Banned for the food you are most likely to be allergic to is ,, nuts.  

Banned because the only nuts I put in my mouth are cashews

banned for I wonder what Irok's favorite kind of nuts are. Salted or unsalted?

Banned for I do not fancy crushed nuts...

Banned for two nuts in a jar... which one was assaulted?   The one with the black eye.

banned for bad black joke

Banned for every action there's a reaction

Banned for being a nutty reactionary.

Banned for being a lunatic revolutionary without an agenda

Banned for agendas that go nowhere.

I like both. Salted are awesome. But all that salt.. not a good thing. Unsalted are good to. And better for us. 

Natural, is what I prefer.     mmmm

Banned for not banning with salted nuts.

Banned for I can't think when I'm answering Draak. 

Banned for expecting a salted nuts ban when chocolate coated is best

banned for bad chocolate jokes

Banned for bad "chocolate" jokes.

Banned for repeating banned for bad chocolate jokes. You need milk chocolate instead. Or you can choose dark chocolate which is good for the immune system.

Banned for you's are so bad....    Off With Your Heads!

banned for chocolate has its benefits, but it's a matter of moderation. Milk chocolate has more sugar than cocoa and a whole bar of dark chocolate is a bit much for the arteries. White chocolate isn't even real chocolate.

I'm flattered, Irok.

Banned for moderation.          

Of course your right. I didn't know white chocolate wasn't even choco though.   Luckily for me, I don't like it. 

banned for I don't like it either. Never knew exactly why it irked me and then I found out there's no cocoa. After that, I was pretty sure I knew why. Who wants to bite into a bar of sugar and butter?

Banned for a choco bar named margarine.    There's something yummy.... 

They deep fry choco bars now.  OMG

They deep fry butter too. I guess a vat of hot oil makes everything better.

So... here's some flour... why don't you try it on!

Well you obviously know sweet.    I'll bring the real Whipping Cream. 

{I think}

Banned because I prefer Solitary Confinement Cream. Whipping's so 19th century.