Banned for a hand in a bucket... so where's the rest of him?

banned for I found his junk in his trunk. The rest of the car only had fifteen cents and half of a mallowmar bar. Wanna split it?

Banned for hiding in the trunk with his junk and mistaking it for a mallowmar bar.... I'll split the 15c, though.

Banned for starkers gets the wrapper. I'll take the mallowmar bar. Yum.

Banned for you're welcome to the half of a half of a mallowmar bar.... it was found under the front seat of an old Chevy that was abandoned in the desert 20 something years ago... so it's been cooked and probably nibbled on by desert rats

Banned because I changed my mind. You take the maallowmar bar. I'll grab the next camel out of town.

Banned cuz I'll hitch a ride with the Marlboro Man.    

Banned for Micky Mouse.

Banned for Mighty Mouse.

Banned for Minnie Mouse.

Banned for Modest Mouse.

Banned for never heard of it. Must live in Modesto, California. A city mouse...

Banned for classism.

Banned for I think zombies are attracted by red brains

banned for I would agree. Like floating a torso sized piece of chocolate cake by a Weight Watchers meeting. Watch the saliva drip!

Banned for likening a bunch of Weight Watchers chunkies hoeing into chocolate cake to a zombie pig-out on brains... and it'd be "Watch the saliva flow [copiously]"

banned for I don't picture zombies having a very active secretion. I picture it being more of a lazy, slurry-like leak.

   Banned cuz this is such a cute worm. 

Banned for that would be under normal circumstances... but during a red brain feeding frenzy I reckon the slobber 'd be flowing like a rain-swollen creek.  Their cups runneth over, so to speak.

Banned for exposing the worm like that... next you'll be parading slugs around like they're household pets.

BTW, that worm 'd give a good tonguie, I reckon... just so long as he stays away from my ear [wouldn't want it coming out the other side]

Banned cuz I like the eyes. haha

Banned for being a sucker for the big ol' blues... or big ol' browns in this case.

Me, I'm a sucker for green eyes

Oh, starkers, you are such a flirt.

banned for the green-eyed monster

Banned for flirting with the green eyed monster... I just hope you wore protection.

Banned for Cupid doesn't hang around forever you know.

Banned because hovering with avian-model wings really is quite difficult. The few that can do it require huge inputs of energy.