Banned because your aim was not spot on in the john.... and mama's bitching you didn't lift the seat

Banned for neglecting John.

Banned for pandering to John and giving him way too much attention.

Banned for attention pandering.

Banned for pandering to the urge to ban people seeking attention

Pan-banned.

Banned for latrine lid lack of lowering.

Banned for four 'L' words. Kinky. lol

Banned for kinky bathroom humour.   

banned for golden showers and sheisen videos.

Banned for colour me there.           Except for the sheisen... ?   I'm on a diet?   Am I even warm? 

banned for a golden shower is getting peed on and a sheisen video is where they get shit on.

Banned for disgusting practices that belong in some obscure porno rather than a banning thread which as of yet hasn't banned pornos but is getting around to it due to nudity being banned by site rules so as not to offend nuns and others with delicate sensibilities

banned for I like having porn around when my sensibilities are feeling delicate.

Banned for if you don't stop that you'll go blind.

banned for you don't go blind, you just need to update your prescription. I'm living proof.

Banned for spectacles with glass soooo thick, President Obama wants some as bulletproof glass in his presidential vehicles.

Also banned for claiming to be living proof that habitual wankers [at least 10 times a day] can see past the end of their nose.

Banned for banning twice in one ban.

Banned because I made the mistake of telling someone at school the truth about how I hurt my neck. Now to hear the rumors about me, I was involved in a 20-car pileup on the outer belt with at least six drunk drivers, and am now the only surviving member of my family (in case you did not read the previous posts, what really happened was that some ditz ran a stop sign at the intersection next to my house and messed up the front end of mom's car, causing her to yell and me to receive minor whiplash).

banned for your classmates have way too much freetime. I needed a school shooting and a Junior redhead hanging with me before I earned my first rumors.

Banned because rumours are great. I was going out with a girl within two weeks of her joining the school. Or at least, that's evidently what somebody thought (and saw fit to spread). I find harmless rumours such as that very amusing.

Banned for Rumor is Die Hard's daughter. 

banned for yippee ki yay, mother fucker.

Banned for 

banned for where there's a Willis, there's a way.