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forum 'ban game' two

forum 'ban game' two

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol

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Reply #3226 Top

Quoting mrs_starkers, reply 3225
well you did teach me a lot before we met , remember the Tupperware party
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I think you mean before we officially got together....

Anyhow.... banned for letting everyone know I was at a Tupperware party. 

Beisides, I was there under protest and participated only when the snacks were being handed around.  :grin:

Reply #3227 Top

banned for if it's a memorable Tupperware party, you can be forgiven for baing there to start. Like the time I went to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Dragged along and thankful for it.

Reply #3228 Top

I like to here more about this 'Tupperware Party', but Banned if it involves sheep.....
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Reply #3229 Top

banned for it involved plastic that burps when you finger it.

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Reply #3230 Top

Banned for making me go hmmmm...

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still funny though...

Reply #3231 Top

Banned because hmmmm.. is considered pronographic in some societies and we wouldn't want to offend anybody, would we!!! 

Quoting G_Bison, reply 3228
I like to here more about this 'Tupperware Party', but Banned if it involves sheep....
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Um, let's see, it was the beginning of the end - of 2 marriages... mine to the former mrs s, and the current mrs s' to her former pain in the arse. After about 4 years later and various hiccups, burps and other distractions, the current mrs s decided I should get remarried... to her, and I did.

I'll leave out the bits about the sheep, other than they were tasty, cos there's possibly a some Kiwi readers who might get a tad jealous... :X

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Reply #3232 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 3231
After about 4 years later and various hiccups, burps and other distractions, the current mrs s decided I should get remarried
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banned for I knew there were burps!

Reply #3233 Top

Banned for predicting burps.

Reply #3234 Top

Banned for burps and predictions that are obviously neither here nor there.

Reply #3235 Top

Banned because your burps register on the Richter scale anywhere from 4.5 upwards.

Reply #3236 Top

Banned because the level of toxicity in my burps is near 0.00000000002 parts per googol while from the Orifices of The Master Blaster its near one googol en toto!

Reply #3237 Top

banned for not being in Kansas anymore.

Reply #3238 Top

Banned because all the action is in Iowa.

Reply #3239 Top

banned for I know people from Iowa.

 

no... no, it is not.

Reply #3240 Top

Banned because I know somebody who was from Iowa in a former life... he knew Abe Lincoln and Bigfoot personally. :-"

Reply #3241 Top

banned for bollocks! Bigfoot lives in the Yukon... and he's really just a size 10 1/2.

Reply #3242 Top

Banned for 10.5.

Reply #3243 Top

banned for 2.1*5.

Reply #3244 Top

Banned because the pixies have been sprinkling dried magic mushroom spores around the place to help the mood for a 24/7 love-in... shag-fest for those with roots back in the 60's

Reply #3245 Top

Banned for shag-festing without a license and digging 60's roots.

Reply #3246 Top

Banned because all the 50s roots moved to suburbia.

Reply #3247 Top

Banned because suburbia got subbed in the burbs.

Reply #3248 Top

banned for if suburbia is now the burbs, is urban now urb?

Reply #3249 Top

Banned because apparently nobody cares about rural America anymore.

 

 

 

 

Took them long enough...

Reply #3250 Top

banned for we call it 'rur' now