Banned because his brain cells aren't unused.... they're on strike.

Banned for striking brain cells unused

Banned for absence of cerebral functionality.

Banned for having a Z in avatar

Banned because that is not a Z, it's a 'D' or something akin to a 'D' there aren't really any parallels.

It's part of a font/language that I invented.

The font was rather fun to make, I have to say.

Banned  for inventing a font/language that does not conform to Cuniform or other defunct languages

banned for stifling his... crap, my heart's just not in it.

Banned for being out of it.

Hopefully you will get in it sooner or later...

Banned for hoping he'll get in the crap.

Banned for putting words in that don't belong in my vocabulary.

Banned for having a limited volcabulary that doesn't include various useful words that may help to explain a lot.

Banned for thingamabob and wotsit

Banned for thaj.

Banned for 'fuseded

Banned for absolute dominion.

Banned because I'm tired and need to take an afternoon nap.

Banned for not eating your Cheerios before napping.

Banned for mentioning Cheerios and napping together... you want me to wake with indigestion?

Banned for speaking of indigestion on top of curried cabbage. Eeew!

Banned for watching him on top of a curried cabbage.

Really eeew!

banned for not knowing the special properties of curried cabbage.

Banned for we do know the extreme toxic effects of curried cabbage. Does Ewinok Atoll ring a bell.

I think I spelled it right

banned for toxicity can have health benefits.

Banned because clearing the ER waiting room with a ripe paint peeler so you can go next is not exactly a health benefit

banned for if it shaves 45 minutes off your wait time, it's a health benefit.