Banned because leisure is usually fun. Sleep is not.

banned for some enjoy the feeling of sleeping an excessive number of hours more than others.

Banned because this thread fell all the way to the second page.

banned for resurrecting bringing up an old thread.

                   ^^^^^ We don't need annoying images repeating here, now do we?

Banned because it's too late. You've already invited him.

banned for no, it can't be true!

Banned because if you saw it on the internet, it must be true.

banned for the truth is scary.

Banned for very scary......

Banned for Memebase.

banned for all your memebase are belong to us!

Banned because

I stare at empty blue and white grid lines

My notebook page is blank and here I sit

constrained within the sonnet's strict confines

trying to write a poem for English Lit.

This form is so bizarre and hard to write

It's pointless and unnecessary dreck

My rhymes are so ridiculous and trite

My syntax is one single large train wreck.

O how my inspiration has run dry,

I think that prose would not be quite so tough

But my efficient writing style must die

I have procrastinated long enough.

I'll write a metasonnet and that's that.

And make a rhyme about feeding my cat.

Banned for feeding your cat.

banned for raised threads.

I'll be back fer yer poem later.

Banned for ass-raping a downed thread.

banned fir ass-raping an ass-raper

Banned for raping an ass.

banned for a

Banned for not cheering your ass up.

Banned for an assterisk.

Banned for a semicolon; half an ass is better than none at all.

banned for assinine comments.

Banned²

Rebanned.

Unbanned