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Ask for feature in the follwing format: As a [blank] I want [blank] so that [blank]...dont be dumb....okay...you can be dumb with the feature requests....just be funny at the same time.....
As a PUG player (pick up game player) I want an auto balance button in the lobby so that the fairest game can be made given the players that have joined.
As a Regulus Player I want mines to do more damage end game so that I have a fighting chance against all the demis that HP stack.
As a gameplay mechanous conscentious Play I want mines no to do more damage because that would imabalnce the game.
As a Demigod forum reader I want Obscenitor to stop taking other peoples posts and tearing them apart so that I dont go insane
As a Golgoth supporter I want to give him karma so that he can continue to post funny crap.
As a WoW player I want my level 80 paladin so that i can beat the crap out of DA.
As an unlucky player i want a way to have people reconnect to a game they dropped so that my win percent doesn't reflect on my allies connection.
As a Qot player, i want to give her a tampon so that she will stop complaing about "making her own red carpet".
As a Qot player didn't you know she was pregnant?
She says some other really vaginal stuff, I can't remember off the top of my head, but once you think about it the wrong way it all sounds pretty dirty.
As a player I want a fix for invalid gamestate so that this game doesn't suck.
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Or these
"It could feel so good."
"Aren't you just a little tempted?"
"The bait hides the hook." (Jailbait anyone?)
Hey I just admire the way she uses those vines on camera, so what she does with them off camera is gotta be simply amazing. 
As a DG player I want Wand of Speed to not stop the player upon use so that it can actually be used to escape a pursuing enemy.
As a DG player I want the pathfinding fixed so that I don't get stuck on corners while chasing enemy units.
As a DG player I want Favor Items to all have the same cost and be balanced to be equal with each other so that the retarded system we have now disappears forever.
As a DG player I want the AA animations completed so that the game looks like it was made by professionals.
As a DG player I want damage, dodge and snare items significantly buffed so that HP and mana stacking are not the only viable choices.
As a DG player I want a fully fleshed out set of line of sight items introduced into the game so that vision range becomes another layer of complexity to be taken into account during gameplay.
As a Rook player I want the use of Hammer/Transfer/etc. on a tower to not cause my player to sit there daydreaming instead of continuing to AA so that the game looks less stupid.
As a Torch player I want switching between Fire and Ice mode to not interrupt my movement (like Queen's change works) so that playing an underpowered DG like Torch is less of a chore.
As a Regulus player I want Deadeye to be completely replaced so that I have a skill that's actually worth getting.
As a Beast player I want Wrath rebalanced so that it becomes a viable alternative to either Spit or Ooze.
As a Queen player I want Shamblers and Uproot completely rebalanced so that I have more then one weakling build to choose from.
As a Sedna player I want Yeti's rebalanced so that I can actually play this character like a General.
As an Oak and Erebus player I want nothing 'cause they seem pretty good as-is.
As a DG player I want all of these things because they are all things that need to be fixed.
As a forum bumper i want this forum bumped so that this list gets heard.
All were good ideas.
As a DG player I want UB to have his spit setup time increased and for it to be interruptable because it's too awesome right now.
As a DG player I want UB's Foul Grasp to not allow stun stacking because all of the other stuns have this.
As a DG player I want to support Cowbuttzex's suggestions because they're good, but I don't support his name.
As an Oak player I want him to not get nerfed or buffed in any way.
As a DG player I want all of the favor items to be available to every character type, because some of the assassin items would be awesome for a general and vice versa.
keep adding to the list guys. The "As a [blank] I want [blank] so that [blank]" format helps to tell your point in a very clear and concise way. Feel free to have conversations on these points. Bump and sign if you want the items in this list considered or evaluated.
As a forum bumper I am doing a shameless bumpity bumpity boo because more people need to post insightful things for stardock and gaspowered games to look at.
As a DG player that relies on kills for advancement please change sigil of vitality because used in conjunction with a minor heal potion it makes all DG's immortal.
As a DG player I want hot fixes released immediately so that game breaking exploits and bugs that take 5 seconds to fix don't get sit on for months on end and add to the exodus of players out of this community.
As a DG player I want Stats significantly buffed so that they are a legitimate alternative to all of the other skills.
As a DG player I want a button on the UI that allows me to check the Citadel upgrades just like I can in replays so that I don't have to go back to base every time I want to see which upgrades we have.
As an Assassin DG player I want all minion stuff removed from my items and replaced by damage/regeneration/etc. attributes so that items with a lot of their cost going towards minion buffs are not useless to me.
As an offline-only DG player I want the AI for the Rook rewritten so that I can actually use him in games.
As an offline-only DG player I want the AI in general rewritten so that I don't have to either face or be on an entire team of feeders every single time I play.
As a DG player I want SD and GPG to man up and admit to me to that they don't care and won't implement any of these suggestions so that I can stop wasting my time waiting for this game to be fixed.
As a Forum reader called Golgoth I want to return to this post to write more useful insights and funny crap so that people can both laugh and be interested in what I have to say
As a DG player I also want stats buffed so that you get more than 2.3 health regen after using up 6 slots
As a Supreme Commander supporter I want Sorian to not be allowed to work on Demigod anymore so that when SupCom and FF13 are released in Spring I will have no life and be happy about it
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