I would then be sure to carry plenty of incendiary grenades, gamma ray lasers, claymores, and other weapons with me whenever I wanted to leave my command bunker, perhaps along with a few hundred thousand soldiers...

What if Dr Rush on SGU isn't really a bad guy, but just has issues with depression, authority, and not being given respect or being listened to? Someone who just stays pissed off continually because of how he's been treated?

then you've already understood the fundements of his character progression thoughout the coming episodes and need now only watch for the big explosions and nail biting moments of whether or not they'll make the clock (***SPOILER*** - they do... or do they!?)

what if you could have the super power of your dreams but as a consequence of your new found glory you skin would resemble the colour and textrue of vomit? (though not the smell)

Then I'd get into contact with the dude that did micheal jacksons skin.

What if America went over to hemp-based fuels and plastics? (10% of farmland could statistically grow more than enough for all of the countries energy needs.)

Then foreign oil companies would buy out the patents, nullifying any good that they may have done.

What if Abraham Lincoln was a robot sent from the future?

Then John Wilkes booth was the first man ever to shoot a robot.

What if you could breathe water?

Then I might either be a fish or I have a device which decomposes the water and separates the oxygen for me to breathe.

What if you could go anywhere instantaneously?

Then tacobell'd be my new home.

What if you found teslas lost notes?

I'd ask Farady what they mean.

What if you had a Talon Laser Defense System?

not sure, but i think i'd need a rather large shark.

what if the oceans turned to jelly?

Everything on earth would die.

What if bears were domesticated instead of dogs?

Then we'd all have to buy bigger pooper scoopers.

What if Jalapenos were hallucinagens?

For Heft: This would be even wierder- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47DT41m86N4

For anteachtaire:

What if there was such a thing as clean coal?

Then Silly bitch, your weapons can't harm me!

what if i wasn't  The Juggernaut, b*tch

You weren't already, you wasted your time typing that.

What if people stopped making fun of Jews without having reason or sense.

Then...well...I don't know. I don't see much anti-semitism.

What if our dearly departed koda0 returned to us?

What if we knew what this was: ttp://www.notyoutube.co it's definately not youtube, that's for sure.

Aww.... I was gone for 6 days, and you started to miss me!   Yay, friendship!

But, now I'm back, and I'll e-mail you guys (or IM) to get the reunion started!

What if I had never left??? Oh-eee-oh???

Koda0 (^)

Then things would have gone on as usual.

What if you went back in time and became your own father?

Wow, epic mind-blowage there. I kinda hate my bio-father for not having the kahunes to raise me... but if it was me that was my father, then...   I dunno!

What if Operation Cannot Possible Fail fails???

Koda0 (^)

Check "Your Banned" for the war update. Begun, the Fail war has.

What if we knew "who killed the electric car?"

How is it dead? California is bringing it back to life, if it is dead. Ah, California, what can't you do?   Well, seriously, what CAN'T California do? You can smoke pot there, you can be gay there (not going down that avenue any further) you can just basically do whatever you want there, as long as you're north of Long Beach. Otherwise, get ready to visit New Mexicantown, population: 18,000,000. (AKA, The Los Angeles-San Diego urban/sub-urban area)

Koda0 (^)

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OK, you get a reluctant lol for that one. . . .STOP MOCKING MY LOVE'S CRAZY WAY!

Anyway, what if Chuck Norris and Jebus had a staring contest?

Oh, wow. I had completely forgotten that your crush went kinda... 3 rights there. My bad, but YAY for the lol. Now we're even again! Oh, how's that going, btw??? As hopeless as me, or worse???

Well, that's a tough one. Jebus is kinda... dead. (Physically, anyway) So, I dunno. I think the audience would die of old age b4 we found out.

What if Windows 7 turns out to be just as bad as Vista? (Or, to be more accurate, how many Microsoft employees will you waste if Windows 7 is as bad as Vista?)

Koda0 (^)

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What if ^ happened in your hometown?

Call in a badass....

What if there is a "higher level" of existence... and you actually could influence it?