Hmm... that is true about the Washington trailer. They probably had to do that 'cuz of Star Wars... good eye.

Than Linkin Park wouldn't have a drum set.

What if McCain won the '08 election? (happy things, yay!)

Koda0 (^)

Then I'm pretty sure he'd be in the exact same mess. (funny story I found out Obama won through Comedy Central while I was watching election coverage with my family. About 15 minutes before we found out, when they wouldve been calling the election for him, I told them to go to a real news network and they didnt so the guy who hosts 'The Daily Show 'told us Obama won.)

What if you still used the much better fish avatar?

If McCain won the 2008 election, then we wouldn't have a president that sits on his butt doing nothing. Also, we wouldn't have a president who has snubbed our allies and has been sociable to long time hostiles. Also, we wouldn't have a stimulus package which some executives have used to redecorate their office because they view it as free money...

What if parakeets took over the world?

gevault, posted too late...

The "better" fish Avatar? I take offense to that!

Anyway, this'll be one of my last posts for tonight, Full Metal Alchemis will be on soon, so yeah.

I probably wouldn't have as much Karma, since I got 1 for the Linkin Park avatar, and 1 for this one (I think)

If parakeets took over the world, I'd grab a shotgun.

What if.... you were a member of the opposite gender?

Koda0 (^)

Would that make me gay then because I'd still like girls?

What if the Star Wars galaxy was this galaxy and the Empire invaded Earth

Due to my advanced TIE fighter training, I'll smooht my way into their fighter program, defect and end up blown up at some major battle against the Empire.  Sucks to be atomic dust but hey, I'll have fun living the dream.

What if you run across a actual intelligent talking dog.

i would take a gun and shoot it in the head for threatening our way of life. sad, i know, but a necessary sacrifice. dogs must know their place!

what if you could get one cybernetic enhancement?

I would become the Terminator.

What if you could warp time?

Koda0 (^)

I'd get the founding fathers votes to legalize indian hemp.

what if societies values became polarized? (actual values, not the ones poeple act like they have)

You do realize that hemp, coke, and all other various drugs that are illegal today were legal back then? All of the founding fathers were competely baked during the Revolution.

Then... we bring back the barter system.

What if nobody noticed you for a week?

Koda0 (^)

Then many more people would think like spock, rather than Bubba J.

What if the aliens at Roswell (humor me) were Ewoks?

i said one!

i would curl up in a corner and cry.

what if SoaSE didnt exist?

edit: a little late there, i guess

If SoaSE: Never existed? Well, for one, I'd be a 4-star Gold General in World In Conflict, and for two, I don't think I'd be posting here right now.

What if Georgia joined N.A.T.O right before Russia invaded?

Koda0 (^)

We'd have some radioactive BBQ. Eat THAT, Ronald McDonald.

Niiiiice..... WE wouldn't, but Russia would. (Yay! Missile Defense! )

What if you woke up one day, and discovered that the events from the Movie Independence Day were happening?

Koda0 (^)

OBJECTION! u assume i watched that movie( i didnt) and u know what they say.... hay de ja vu

What if the world was flat like a pancake and shaped like a pretzel

It might be... you can never truly believe what your eyes tell you...

What if the Soviet Union had went to war with N.A.T.O. in 1989? (That is, the Soviet Union as in the Warsaw pact, China, various factions in the Middle East and Africa, against Western Europe, America, Canada, India, Japan, and Autralia?) Please take into account the Economic and Miltary sizes of both factions at the time.

Koda0 (^)

Then we'd have far less "musicians" with no talent but still somehow manage to scrounge a fanbase and rake in cash; in other words, the pop music scene wouldn't be so bleak.

(VERY weird question coming up; bear with me here.)

What if you were somehow transported to the world of your favorite cartoon as a kid, and had the chance to join the villans and take over their chain of command?

NATO would win (assuming both sides were rational enough not to launch nukes. then everyone loses). though in 1989 the Cold War was basically over. the USSR was collapsing by then. thats actually a good point. i amend my answer: the world would end in nuclear holocaust because the USSR would be pushed into desparate actions (read: launching nukes).

what if NATO and the USSR went to war in 1982, assuming both sides were rational enough to not launch?

(oh, i do love Tom Clancy)

edit: goddamn, beat to it again! last time you answered my question, not the previous poster's though. i like homsar's better though, so go ahead and answer him

Favourite cartoon was bugs bunny so thats impossible who wants to join the forces of fudd and yo sammidy sam

What if Dinosaurs never died out

humanity wouldnt be able to survive in the face of such terrors

what if the college application process didnt exist?

EonCommander: It's called the Star Wars project, AKA missile defense. But, to answer a variation of my own question: the U.S. would win. the USSR had a formidable Navy, yes. However, their main branch of Armed Forces was dedicated to Ground Battles. Given this, we could effectively Embargo the country to death, epecially if our Combined forces joined up with Western Europe. If other alliances besedes NATO and the Warsaw pact got involved, that's totally different.

Question 2: We'd have more retards in power... like Obama.

My Question:

What if... you were in the Movie The Hunt for Red October? Who would you be?

Koda0 (^)

Never seen the movie yet although sean connery looks good on it.

What if you could have all the money you want?

Then I'd buy out all the governments of the Earth and rule it through puppet leaders and my secret police: the VGB.

What if the Revolutionary War had failed?