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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #1551 Top

There is a fully-connected Aspen is a grove in Utah nicknamed Pando, and some experts call it the largest organism in the world by mass or volume. It covers (106 acres) and is estimated to weigh 6,000 tons. A giant fungus of the species Armillaria ostoyae in the Malheur National Forest in Oregon was found to span (2,200 acres), making it the largets by area. But why worry about weird technical stuff when you can post something more senseless?

Post something funny!

Draakjacht for President, Zombie or Alive!

Reply #1552 Top

"Lieutenant, tell Ryat he can have his planet back. I'm taking a nap."

you ungrateful peasant

Reply #1553 Top

Not ungrateful. My organization is a military one. Unless its to set up a resupply base or something, we don't do civilian ops. That and he just got crap news from Veers and fought a battle. He was tired.

Draakjacht for President, Zombie or Alive!

Reply #1554 Top

the harpo's throw another 100 plasma grenades at draakjacht and the surrounding 20 yards of ground, glassing 160 foot radius and totally incinerating draakjacht and it's surroundings in the 50,000 degree plasma explosions.

the harpo's will continue attacking ANY signs of zombies with increasing FIRE power until there are NO zombies left

harpo

 

Reply #1555 Top

plasma? come on, use something hotter

the ryats gather around the plasma fires to warm themselves

Reply #1556 Top

Draakjacht can not be killed by normal zombie means, I have a zombie plan that has made me immune to all other zombie plans!

Draakjacht for President, Zombie or Alive!

Reply #1557 Top

ah, one of them super zombies

may explain your uppity insolence

Reply #1558 Top

Careful what you say, I am black.

Reply #1559 Top

what does color have anything do with being insolent or uppity

Reply #1560 Top

Nothing really. I'm not actually black. I just know a lot of people that once they think someone might get offended, they freak teh hell out. And you would be surprised, maybe cause I live in the south, how many people identify the word uppity with a racial slur.

Draakjacht for President, Zombie or Alive!

Reply #1561 Top

it means that it is racist, which is illeagal, and NEEDS to be shot, drawn, quartered and incinerated then the remains destroyed in a plasma incinerator.

and ryat the only thing hotter than the plasma fires is the whitehole that started the universe (assuming the bigbang theory to be valid) if not then it is best described as being hotter than the core of the sun.

harpo

 

Reply #1562 Top

meh, whatever

but yeah, I have little or no knowledge of what is racist or other such stupidity because I dont believe in it.

 

Reply #1563 Top

STILL HERE!

Reply #1564 Top

but not for long

 

:ninja:  -Exile

Reply #1565 Top

so you say

Reply #1566 Top

indeed so i say

:ninja:  -Exile

Reply #1567 Top

does not make it correct

Reply #1568 Top

of course not, you can not correct the truth it already is.

 

:ninja:  -Exile

Reply #1569 Top

:ninja:

the truth is what you make it

Reply #1570 Top

psshht do not tell this, other people might hear you

 

:ninja:  -Exile

Reply #1571 Top

oh well

its your lose

not mine

I dont care about winning

Reply #1572 Top

of course you don't O:)   

 

:ninja:  -Exile

Reply #1573 Top

We all care about winning. Winning in this thing we call life. Or at least making someone else a little more miserable. Whichever is easier.

Draakjacht for President, Zombie or Alive!

Reply #1574 Top

plug! Still here somewhere, even though you've lost me in your zombie chatter!

 

Reply #1575 Top

zombie? zombie?! ZOMBIES!!

*readys shotgun*

we dont need no stinking ZOMBIES!!!!!