I've got worms! They tickle in ways that make me drag my butt on the carpet.

I'va got worms

sounds like a pet store name

lol

go to a vet and get wormed, you animal.

harpo

you first

I EXTERMINATE worms and those that carry OR pass on worms and other nasties

harpo

tsk tsk

wanting to bring about the death camps for those who have worms

why dont you join the likes of Glenn Beck and Barack Obama

I attack the worms,trojans AND viruses in computers, and KILL ALL traces of the ones that I find, and I PARTICularly HATE those that push death boards and deathcamps. what are you a damn fool, do you want the ENTIRE cyat GALAXY to hunt you down?

harpo

@Draak if you have sandworm in your behind i assume it must be really big, since the worms themselves are 80 meter in diameter and over 400 meter long (according to F.Herbert). Being sanndworms they also can only be killed by water nuclear weapons or strong eletric discharges to all of their segments, so good luck getting rid of them ....bigass

@harpo you attack worms and kill all traces of the ones you find, but you are against death boards and deathcamps

quite a hypocrite aren't you?

probably did not like my putting Glenn Beck and Barack Obama in the same sentence

I always get an interesting reaction when I do that

tesb I exterminate NONLIVING worms trojans and viruses, but in your case I might make an exception regads the deathcamps.
ryat who or what are 'Glenn Beck and Barack Obama'?

harpo

a deathcamp just for me? oh you are so kind.

now that i have my own deathcamp i can put you right in it to feed the sandworms.....the spice must flow

in your deathcamp, the ONLY occupant IS TESB, there is no food or drink or water or shelter, just 2 acres if bare granite with 15000 foot cliffs all around, which is surrounded by pahrana infested rivers in flood so that there is NO dry ground and no trees, and surrounding that is a concentration camp for  beurocrats, they have food and water, but NO paper, pens, pencils, tables, chairs OR computers.

the food and water is so that they can suffer for the maximum amount of time without being able to do what they usually do ie shuffle pieces of paper around.

this should hold a tesb forever, or untill it dies of dehydration or starvation or the parhanas or beurocrats.

goodbye tesb

sorry harpo but i always have a plan b (or c and so on):

When In Danger, When In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout

also the god-emperor would never allow me to suffer not even by you!

i am his most faithfull servant, i am the one keeping him alive by sacrificing psykers (like you) to his glory.

as I said you have 2 acres of bare granite with 15000 foot cliffs keeping you safe from the parhanas and beurocrats, but if you attempt to excape then you will have to deal with them, and nice thin air at 15000+ feet so that you will even have difficuulty in breathing.

harpo

pfft and that is all you can think of? as if i had any trouble dealing with those pesky barriers...beurocrats lol

also i eat granite for dinner

dont know who the "All Wonderful and New President of the United States of America, The Savior of the Country and Bringer of the World in Togetherness" Barack Obama? *please note heavy sarcasm*

nor "The All Knowing, Bringer of Truth, and Radio/TV DJ" Glenn Beck? *again heavy sarcasm*

where do you live,

Australia?

My ass isn't big. I'm just very constipated.

take some x-lax

does x-lax come in neutron bomb strength?

sure

ryat,

yes I am an AUSSIE.

those two sound abit like a weak version of our rudd(erless ship that sails around in ever deceasing circles (hopefully to disapear up it's own ass)) and john laws(known as john lawless because he ha been successfully sued for defamation of character at least 5 times, and I STILL employed by the same radio station.

perhaps for the climate change issues we should just feed the politicians AN radio/tv anouncers into the furnaces of the power stations OR use tham AS the furnaces of the power stations as the are only good for generating hot air AND co2

harpo

i love the smell of co2 in the morning....smells like victory

- a sandworm

tesb the sandworms can NOT eat through granite and would die from the impact of a 15000 foot FALL, and as far I a I know ANY lifeform in an o2 rich atmosphere breaths in o2 and expells co2.

harpo