I've played two of the games. I know of the universe. I know nothing more. I'm out of the running for a bit.

then either walk or drive or fly or if you are really desperate, crawl

harpo

well then you have to wait, till the w40k frenzy wears off

-Exile

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

RED IZ FASTA

GREEN IZ ORKY

BLUE IZ LUCKEY

YELLOW IZ MOAR SHOOTY

-Yeah, signing my name hur hur

continure following won't you

harpo

aaahhh, the green xenos otherwises know as Orks

mildly annoying things, flamethrowers work well against such ones

*unleashes Dragon type Land Raiders, fully loaded with Terminators armed with Dragons Claws (power claws with +1 strength)*

what?

gork and mork will crush you for your ability to randomly type letters and confuse us

-Exile

ME FLASH GITZ AR' GUNNA RIP YA' TO SHREDS 'UMIE

GIVEM DA DAKKA BOYZ

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oh Orks, how I enjoy hearing you talk...

"Travellin' through space is boring. Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da Chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boys on it. Or if humie lootas come callin', that's always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice ew world ta crush!" -Bigmaw, Ork Runtherd (Codex Orks, p18)

"Oomans are pink and soft, not tough and green like da Boys. They'z all the same size too, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos there's no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fig is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguin' wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da lot." -An Ork Boy's view of humanity and its failings (Codex Orks, p40)

Oh and this ones not from orks, but it regards them...

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." -Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher (Codex Orks, p8)

ok enough of orks

next topic: necrons

-Exile

Death.

Necons covered. Next Topic?

Okay, necrons are cool. I thought of building an army of them but I'm just so damned poor.

"That we, in our arrogance, believed that Humankind was first among the races of tis galaxy will be exposed as folly of the worst kind upon the awakening of these ancients beings. Any hopes, dreams or promises of salvation are naught but dust in the wind." -Excerpted from the Dogma Omniastra (Codex Necrons)

Gah carbon beat me.

Ghost, there's alot the quote about the Orks always winning: if they die, they can't loose right?  And if they run away, it's only to fight tomorrow and win!

Necrons- they suck, at least wiht the other races you can make up stories about your commander, heroes and soldeirs..necrons...not really.

HeHe.

Btw I just purchase my first 40k army. Couldn't decide between IG or Tau so I bid on two seperate armies, IG was awesome but the price went to high so I stuck with the Tau.

Heres the army:

X2 Tau XV8 Crisis Battlesuit

X1 Commander Shadowsun (untouched by paint, missing drones)

X3 Tau XV25 Stealth Team (NOS)

X8 Tau XV15 Stealth Armour(x2 in blister, x4 bare, x2 primed)

X21 Tau Fire Warriors

X16 Kroot Carnivore

X1 Kroot Shaper (Primed)

X4 Tau Gun Drone Squad (NOS)

X3 Tau Pathfinders (primed)

X6 Vespid Stingwing (Untouched by paint)

x2 Railrun bits (from Broadside, older metal bits)

I know it's not that great but seriously, it was 51 USD, and it's my first army.

Also, a tribute to Ebay:

in the recent codex it is staded that some necron lords have remains of their personality, also they more diverse then most think because of the very different c'than they are sort of chaosy in a way.

there are also a lot of minor c'tan like the one introduced in the *forgot the name* campaign. so there is room to personalise them.

what is really wrong with them however is the 'the necrons did it' fluff that was added when they were introduced.

war in heaven? check

paria gene? check

...

-Exile

@ghost vid is unaviable due to containing music from sony (just like the last vid you posted)

-Exile

Not bad an army...at least it looks ok, not that I know about Tau Armies...if only that they can kill you wihtout ever leaving the deployment area....

That's odd. Plays just fine for me, and it's a weird al yankovich song, I didn't think sony had rights...

yeah, don't know much about them either, they came in as I was leaving w40k so I have little thought to them

@Ghost it is probable a local copyright issue (i am in the eu and you are in the us i guess?)

-Exile

Ya, must be that. Just out of curiousity though, what wold happen if you went here and d/l it?

http://www.kissyoutube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU

i am not that interessted to watch the vid (installing further random crap on my computer to watch a vid and download it)

-Exile

Ya I understand, I've just always been curious if people in Europe could do that. Anyway, what topic are we on now?

I'm assuming 40k topic is over.

possum.

I got nothing.