un-possum.

-Twi /)

how does a mere pony dares to speak up to the mistresses beloved possum?

-Exiled Possum 

Like this:

un-possum.

-Twi /)

Do not listen or fear the unholy ones awesome possum. Jealousy will get them nowhere.      winja

under your guidance i shall know no fear, my mistress

-Exiled Possum 

UN-INDEED!

Does that mean you'd like to accompany us on our treck to destruction?    winja

and if you deny this most generous offer from the mistress we shall fling you on top the pile of burning pony corpses

-Exiled Possum 

Brisingr

            Here Eragon and Roran are waiting to confront the Raz'ac, an ancient race of creatures that are in every aspect of their beings adapted to hunt and kill humans. They stole the woman Roran was in love with and had murdered his father/Eragon's uncle, and were otherwise a threat to the Varden either way. After venturing in and..........oh crap I'm so unprepared for this.                                                                                  

                                                                         :'(

That's the start of my book report due on Friday.........

hunt and kill humans? sounds like possums

-Exiled Possum 

Hunt and kill possums? Sounds like me in the past......before I allied myself with Team Winja.

I think the crying frowny face might give you some extra ponts. 

And I've been meaning to re-read those........Inheritance is sitting right here, but I don't remember enough to actually read it yet.....

-Twi /)

It's a great book, though as with all book series I was sad after finishing it.

And I just finished Inheritance last night. After having been reading the books for about a year now......

someone who kills cute possums does not deserve friends

-Exiled Possum 

That was all in the past my possum friend. I no longer kill possums unless they try to kill me or incite my wrath.

Ryatoni, lol

Sounds tasty.

indeed they are, my tasty ryat

-Exiled Possum 

So is that cannibalism or masochism?

-Twi /)

neither it is roasted pony

-Exiled Possum 

And what a tasty treat on a stick.       Good morning cute Sir tesb.    winja

good morning my mistress, how was your night?

-Exiled Possum 

Counted roasted ponies to fall asleep and proceeded to have Royal dreams of glorious vicious victories Sir tesb.   

May our day be a wondrous one.                winja

it shall be. i will release the hounds now so we can go hunting for ponies and ryats

-Exiled Possum 

What glorious sport. Yes all the hounds of no return Sir tesb!!!     But we shall be stealthy so to not miss a reconnoiter opportunity.  Darn bugs  are everywhere.                  winja

well i suggest to burn the whole forest after we finished the hunt. just to make sure

after the feast we can sit on the balcony of our mansion and watch them burn alive

-Exiled Possum